Category: TV Terror Guide
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The Time Machine (1978)
The first revelation about The Time Machine (1978) was that it was made under the brand of Classics Illustrated, the timeless comic book series adapting literary stories. I never knew there was a television “version” of the comic, much less that there were seven other movies in the series, including The Legend of Sleepy Hollow…
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The Billion Dollar Threat (1979)
Strategically airing two months before Moonraker was released in theaters, The Billion Dollar Threat (1979) is an Americanized version of James Bond that could be considered either an homage or a rip-off. It has the women and the innuendo, the lab and the gadgets, and a villain’s henchman with not metal teeth, but a metal…
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Topper (1979)
In the summer of 1937, Topper was a huge hit with moviegoers. It spawned two sequels (Topper Takes a Trip, 1938, and Topper Returns, 1941) and a television series in 1953 that ran for two seasons (78 episodes.) In 1973, a pilot was produced for a new series, Topper Returns. It didn’t make it to…
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The Night the City Screamed (1980)
Even though it has a compelling title, The Night the City Screamed (1980) doesn’t really belong in this series. I watched it because it was about a blackout and I thought it’d have a little bit of a disaster movie vibe to it. The closest it comes is a handful of people trapped in an…
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Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)
Note: This was a first-time viewing for me. I received the Blu-ray I ordered on the day it was featured on The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs. I watched the Blu-ray and, as you will read, I don’t regret my purchase. Wow, this is one movie that not only lives up to its reputation,…
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The Munsters’ Revenge (1981)
Maybe it’s because I’m comparing it to Halloween with the New Addams Family (1977), but I enjoyed The Munsters’ Revenge (1981.) I mean, I really enjoyed it, surprising myself by the number of times I laughed. Even with running gags that repeat too many times, predictable punch lines, and recurring patterns of wordplay followed by…
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Midnight Offerings (1981)
Individually and collectively, Stephen J. Cannell, Rod Holcomb, and Juanita Bartlett have worked on classic televised entertainment such as The Rockford Files, The Six Million Dollar Man, Fantasy Island, Battlestar Galactica, The Greatest American Hero, Scarecrow & Mrs. King, The A-Team, and Wiseguy, to name only a few. Their combined forces on Midnight Offerings (1981)…
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The Babysitter (1980)
Upon reflection, there’s a clue about the nature of The Babysitter (1980) in its opening moments. Young Tara Benedict (Quinn Cummings), whom we’re told is 12-years old, watches Scotty (David Wysocki), whose age we’re not told, but who is noticeably older, on the water in his sailboat. She says, “He doesn’t even know I’m alive.”…
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The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1980)
If there was ever an example of perfect casting, it must be Jeff Goldblum as Ichabod Crane. Tall, awkward, goofy, the actor is the living embodiment of the character. Unfortunately, while he looks the part in The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1980), he doesn’t quite act it. Even more unfortunate, he fares better than the…
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Revenge of the Stepford Wives (1980)
When one of your favorite movies ever, one of the few you’ve rated a perfect 10 out of 10, gets not only a sequel, but a TV-movie sequel, your hopes for it can’t be very high. Therefore, because my low expectations were marginally exceeded, I’m probably being generous with Revenge of the Stepford Wives (1980.)…